Well fuck me...

"Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras" (jegoingout) 09/17/2016 at 09:30 • Filed to: Welp

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My boss is on a rampage today (god save us all). With 14 appointments today he expects at least 7 sales. Of course I have the first appointment at 10 am and I will need the all the luck I can get to sell this hunk of shit.

By hunk of shit, I mean a 2008 Cayenne Turbo. Apparently it was suppose to be whole saled but someone up top said “nah we can sell it to someone.” It needs a new windshield (its on order), the key fob is destroyed (on order), panoramic roof is broken, and it’s just not cosmetically in good shape.

Fuck....

gin-san - shitpost specialist > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras 09/17/2016 at 09:39

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50% closing rate seems very optimistic. I suppose with luck on your side, it can happen. Also, that Cayenne sounds like a nightmare, especially if you don’t get a Demuro Carmax-type warranty.

S65 > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras 09/17/2016 at 09:45

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That Cayenne doesn’t look too bad..

Reece-Current Stinger GT owner > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras 09/17/2016 at 09:47

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As a store that is currently closing at 47% by some miracle, I pity you.

LongbowMkII > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras 09/17/2016 at 09:58

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I’ll offer $2,000

Seriously, those panoramic roof repairs are obscenely expensive. That's a multi-thousand dollar mistake.

petebmwm > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras 09/17/2016 at 10:30

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I have one delivery this morning and my appointment got pushed back to monday....

TysMagic > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras 09/17/2016 at 10:36

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cover the cars with balloons. I hear it’s a fact, crazy sales. Cars flying off the lot. Moving metal and making moneys

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > S65 09/17/2016 at 11:31

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Should see the underside...

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > LongbowMkII 09/17/2016 at 11:32

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Oye vey...

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > Reece-Current Stinger GT owner 09/17/2016 at 11:32

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I think our percentage is low, but my boss is optimistic

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > gin-san - shitpost specialist 09/17/2016 at 11:36

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There’s a 3rd party bumper to bumper warranty that my Finance manager always pitches, if that counts

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > petebmwm 09/17/2016 at 11:42

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Ive had two reschedules happen already

petebmwm > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras 09/17/2016 at 14:17

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sold another, delivery on monday. I just dont feel like it today... i want to go home and put my e30 m3 back together and go for a ride....

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > petebmwm 09/17/2016 at 14:39

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I just want to go home...having two no shows, two reschedules and one who wasn’t a buyer is more than enough for me

petebmwm > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras 09/17/2016 at 17:01

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yep...and when they do finally decide to come in, they’ll all come at the same time...

NJAnon > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras 09/17/2016 at 19:55

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On a rampage huh? bosses are allowed to rampage?

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > NJAnon 09/17/2016 at 20:08

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Yes apparently

NJAnon > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras 09/17/2016 at 20:22

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Then you can rampage too. :)